INTRODUCING.... J.A.C

Top 5 things The U.K Mass Media are loving this week:

1. Jade Goody excited but not excited to be slowly dying
2. Credit Crunch Breakfast Cereal
3. Pubescent horny 13 year old Baby Makers
4. Brit Fix Music Awards
5. Recession Confession Indigestion Depression

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Synthos - How it is possible for a submarine carrying weapons of mass destruction to collide with another submarine carrying weapons of mass destruction in the middle of the bloody massive Atlantic??

Placenta - Because they were both using anti-sonar devices neither could see the other......hence symmetrical warfare could result in stalemate.

Synthos - Aha! But a fitting absurdist end to the earth, dont you think, had it kaboomed, even more fitting that they were the two ailing decrepid once-were-empire states, france and britain